Tying Teller up with ripped panties

lightshifter42:

psychoofd:

mostengaging:

lightshifter42:

psychoofd:

I see nothing kinky here ;)

DECEPTIVELY HETEROSEXUAL…

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF I’M THE ONE WHO MADE IT, I NEEDED TO SEE IT ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN!

It’s nice to see this pop up again XD

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lightshifter42:

Penn’s Obama rant in Taiwanese animation style

OMG, he really didO_O

Wait, were they on that Taiwanese news show??

(Source: kmeistersuniverseofweird, via lightshifter42)

ekaterina-j:

Oh. my. god. The last bit, with Coulson. I’m dying.

Loki - Like a Boss

Penn & Teller on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

lightshifter42:

P&T on Late Night on the 23rd may 2012

part 1

part 2

youngsoulrebel:

morbidpunk:

littleheathenbones:

veganlove:

are you fucking kidding me? I hope this is a joke, because this is extremely disrespectful, especially to say to your mother? If you hate your life so much, why live? Christ almighty, I just can’t understand how fucking ungrateful some people are. wow. 

Not everyone has relationships with their mother’s. I would give this to my mother, nbd.

Am I a bad person for kind of finding this funny? I don’t think it was meant to be taken seriously.

I took it seriously and still thought it was hilarious. 

As a part-time nihilist, I think this card is perfectly justified. People think harder about buying a car then they do about whether to bring another human being into the world. Not everyone is gonna be happy about being born…

(Source: tommyxvx)

lightshifter42:

kmeistersuniverseofweird:

look hes in da shower dudes!

can also bee seen here

http://savemymarriagereview.info/shower-scene/

sabrinatheteenagegif:

Season 1, Episode 13: Jenny’s Non-Dream

(Upon discovering that she was a mortal in the other realm, Drell turned Jenny into a grasshopper. Skippy, who led Jenny into the other realm, looks rather down about the whole situation.)

Drell (to Skippy): Skippy, man, where do you pick up these strays? (pause) Aww, don’t look so sad … You know you can’t have a mortal. You didn’t feed the last one.

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